First you have your pompadours then your top hats and last but not least BUBBLE HATS GET THEM TODAY AT www.bubblehats.com
the bubble hat was given too us by our lord and savior HUB. he was in a very good mood and thought: “i should give something to my followers!” so he went BLIPBLIPBLIPBLIP (bubble noises) and came down to us and gave that hat too us. YAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!
Flubberbutt Bill had a pompadour once. that is why it is one of the hub hats. (he notes: “it was a 90’s mistake.”)
Top hats are just stylish. That’s all.
Thank you for reading, young hubbist.