Hub Sucks

You people are dumb. Flat out dumb. Thanks ton you everyone else in my family has converted to this BOGUS RELIGION! I GET UP IN THE MORNING, AND THERE ARE BUBBLES!  I WAtCH TV, AND THERE IS A HUB SERMON HAPPENING IN THE OTHER ROOM! *sharply inhales* I GO TO BED AND I HEAR MY WIFE CHANTING “hub will save your soul…” WHY! WHY! I don’t know what could have POSSIBLY compelled you delinquents to make this horrible cult, but one thing is for sure, your are all poops. Big, smelly, poops.

Hubbisum Sucks,

Anonymous writer.