Your Stewpid

Dear dumasses,

this deliusional bullcrap you have taken upon yourselves to call an religun, back in my day religons made sense. I don’t know what kind of meth you children took that caused you to think up this poo poo religion. I am a good christian and I am going to tell all of your mothers about this. kids today are so crazy I mean look at this a religion about a bubble. What? I mean come on, a bubble based religion? That’s like calling seltzer holy water! I wish diahrrea upon you all and your families. You stink and I’m gonna need a lot of asprin to forget about this one.


The Pope